The Anti-Girlfriend: a physicist’s take
Last week I sent out a mass email asking my friends to like The Anti-Girlfriend on Facebook cause I’m needy like that. (You like my alter ego! You really like my alter ego!) Many people (though not all — you know who you are) obliged me but one friend, a physicist, who doesn’t have a Facebook account, gave me something better than a click on my page. He wrote a scientific breakdown of the anti-girlfriend. Here’s what he sent me:
This is much smarter than anything I could ever write and now I officially have a symbol to brand into my flesh. (Sorry Mom…again.) As for what would happen if I ever found myself in a face-off with a real girlfriend, I doubt I would be annihilated. It would result in just one photon of light and one bad ass anti-girlfriend.