Here’s a song we’ve all wished we could sing from time to time. In “Hey Boy,” The Blow sings about a guy who never called her, perhaps after a first encounter or date. She lyrically and succinctly sums up all the reasons he never got in touch.

A. You’re gay.

B. You’ve got a girlfriend

C. You kind of thought I came on too strong

D. I just wasn’t your thing.

In ten seconds, The Blow does the work of thousands of relationship books and blogs (including this one). I guess I should retire and move to Portland where twentysomethings are sent out pasture.

Check out this catchy ditty below.

 

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