There’s Nobody Left! I’m All Alone!
From the duo that brought you “Pregnant Women Are Smug” (they are!), here’s a hilarious song about the difference between being a single female at age 29 and 31. The key distinction–hope.
My favorite part:
“When God closes a door, you see, he opens a window,” sings 29.
31 sagely responds, “You realize that’s a smaller opening, right? You used to be able to walk out the front door and now you have to climb out some slightly ajar window somewhere, possibly falling five stories to your death.”
It’s about time someone logically deconstructed this adage. Windows aren’t better than doors! I’m going to run for public office on that platform, just like “The rent is too damn high” guy.