And wine makes three.

People with more taste and class than I possess like to match wine to occasion and meal. But I’ve never been particularly knowledgeable about wines (or alcohol in general) and often have to resort to Google in order to know which bottle of wine to choose in the liquor store to bring to a meal or party.

But how about matching alcohol to sex act? I’ve already suggested the perfect wine to have a one night stand with. Now here’s a vino suggestion for a threesome–Menage a Trois.

The innuendo-ish ad copy reads:

Ménage à Trois examines what happens when you put three attractive, single, young grapes in one exquisite bottle. It’s fun; it’s exciting; it’s legal in most states.

It seems that anything that includes three ingredients or three of something can be suggestive of a menage a trois. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches–PB, J, and bread. Threesome sandwich!

Of course you can have a threesome without special food and drinks. All you need is three warm bodies–as this friend of The Anti-Girlfriend wrote. But some alcoholic lubrication never hurts.

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