A Single Woman Is Prone To Devil Worship
This is a card I found a year ago in a Brooklyn paper and card shop. Though I tend to mostly bake cookies, I’d be interested to see the recipe she’s working from. Where did she find it? The Malleus Maleficarum? I studied that text–the “legal” text used by the church to prosecute witches–in college and it includes some of the best dick jokes I’ve come across this side of a Judd Apatow movie. When is it going to be adapted into a movie? Film development execs–call me!