Anti-Girlfriend

Anti-Girlfriend


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Sep 5, 2013 Come Into The Dating Pool! The Water’s Just Fine
Aug 24, 2013 Where All Anti-Girlfriends End Up…
Aug 5, 2013 Wine, the Dance Lubricant
Aug 4, 2013 What’s your O-face?
Jul 23, 2013 Top 5 Kosher Lube Substitutions
Mar 30, 2013 The Case Against De-Friending
Mar 28, 2013 Must you wait to have sex if you want a relationship?
Mar 18, 2013 The Four Daughters of the Passover Seder
Mar 11, 2013 Marriage Pact at 28?
Mar 10, 2013 Should Grammar Matter on OkCupid?
Feb 21, 2013 The Etiquette of Re-Gifting Your Virginity
Feb 19, 2013 Love Lessons From Mass Transit: LA Car Edition
Feb 13, 2013 Taking A Walk On The Men’s Side
Feb 4, 2013 A Single Woman Is Prone To Devil Worship
Feb 3, 2013 Wine For Your Threesome
Feb 1, 2013 Making Forever Decisions In Your 20s
Jan 28, 2013 If My Therapist Set Me Up On a Date…
Jan 27, 2013 Zooey Deschanel, You’re Safe In This Bathroom
Jan 27, 2013 Pride & Prejudice’s 200th Anniversary
Jan 24, 2013 A Tale of Bacon and Sex
Nov 5, 2012 Twas the night before the election on OkCupid…
Nov 5, 2012 EC Salvation!
Oct 29, 2012 The Contraception Black Market
Oct 28, 2012 The Anti-Girlfriend’s Guide to Surviving Frankenstorm
Oct 24, 2012 Hand Holding: The Final Frontier
Oct 17, 2012 Leave Your Vagina At Home
Oct 9, 2012 The Quest for Plan B: Disaster Strikes
Oct 2, 2012 Klit Killer: The Knuckle Cracker
Sep 27, 2012 Like Two Ships Passing In The Night?
Sep 25, 2012 Why do couples only bring one bottle of wine?
Sep 24, 2012 Why don’t we get extra birth control pills?
Sep 16, 2012 Happy New Year, Anti-Girlfriend Style
Sep 14, 2012 There’s No Obvious Reason Amy Poehler and Will Arnett Broke Up
Sep 10, 2012 Three’s Company (And Other Obvious Threesome Puns)
Aug 20, 2012 So nu, Batman, why aren’t you married yet?
Aug 3, 2012 On a hiatus for the Olympics…
Jul 21, 2012 And you thought that online dating was bad…
Jul 11, 2012 Now tell me, where did the dog touch you?
Jul 9, 2012 Christmas in July
Jul 6, 2012 You know you’ve been listening to way too much Dan Savage when…
Jul 5, 2012 From the OkCupid Files: A Request to Clean My Apartment
Jul 3, 2012 When You Haven’t Had Sex For Awhile (NSFW)
Jun 29, 2012 Does the 1st Online Date Counts a Date?
Jun 28, 2012 Nora Ephron’s Advice For The Single Girl (And For Everyone Else, Too)
Jun 27, 2012 Curling Iron Covers Infidelity?
Jun 26, 2012 Gilbert Gottfried Makes Erotica Come Alive
Jun 26, 2012 There’s Nobody Left! I’m All Alone!
May 19, 2012 Bump’s the Word
May 18, 2012 Blackout Nights
May 17, 2012 An artist and a writer: a love story
Apr 25, 2012 Girls who tell you how they feel are crazy
Apr 23, 2012 Small Breasts: An Update
Apr 19, 2012 Legendary High Fives
Apr 18, 2012 Online date cruising in public
Apr 16, 2012 Unilateral Dating
Apr 13, 2012 Cliches that are supposed to console
Apr 8, 2012 Three queens and a straight girl walk into a seder…
Apr 6, 2012 Why I don’t want a diamond engagement ring
Apr 3, 2012 It’s so hard being “really, really, ridiculously good looking”
Mar 30, 2012 Why you should celebrate National Cleavage Day when you’re an A cup
Mar 23, 2012 Happy vs. Lonely
Mar 22, 2012 Core-gasmic
Mar 21, 2012 Would you date your pharmacist?
Mar 20, 2012 Know Nothing
Mar 19, 2012 Do the Dance of Seduction
Mar 18, 2012 Sex and Coffee
Mar 13, 2012 Damn You, Auto Correct! And Letters to Penthouse
Mar 12, 2012 Flirting for dummies
Mar 11, 2012 A costume that Foster Friess would approve of
Mar 8, 2012 On living alone
Mar 7, 2012 The subway platform as meet market
Feb 28, 2012 Of heels, stylizing and Dirty Dancing
Feb 23, 2012 Pussy Palate Cleanser
Feb 22, 2012 Accessory Fail: Pierced Ears
Feb 21, 2012 You could not pay me enough to be 24 again
Feb 16, 2012 What’s my next step?
Feb 15, 2012 Ryan Reynolds online and looking for love?
Feb 15, 2012 So many subway lines to choose from but I keep going for the same one
Feb 14, 2012 I hope we can still be friends
Feb 13, 2012 Happy Galentine’s Day
Feb 12, 2012 How to date a Wall Street man without really making him try
Feb 8, 2012 Dealbreaker, the song
Feb 7, 2012 Little Swedish Ikea man is a bad boyfriend
Feb 7, 2012 A match made in hoarding heaven
Feb 6, 2012 The Friendzone Debunked
Feb 5, 2012 Shoop
Feb 3, 2012 Please use my money for abortions
Feb 3, 2012 Why didn’t you call me?
Feb 2, 2012 A Garden State Breakup
Feb 1, 2012 Lilly McElroy throws herself at men
Feb 1, 2012 Unplanned Parenthood
Feb 1, 2012 Never let her go
Jan 28, 2012 V-Day Treats
Jan 28, 2012 Uzbekistan is a country after my own heart
Jan 27, 2012 OkKinky?
Jan 25, 2012 A Ventriloquist Date
Jan 24, 2012 Please shake my hand
Jan 23, 2012 Settling: the music video
Jan 20, 2012 Creation Upended: A tale of scoliosis and dating
Jan 18, 2012 The Return of Saturn
Jan 17, 2012 Lead with confidence
Jan 17, 2012 Without a Word
Jan 13, 2012 Second date wonder
Jan 12, 2012 Sloane Crosely on baking and the reproductive habits of pastries
Jan 11, 2012 The earplug technique
Jan 10, 2012 Ceaseless wander?
Jan 8, 2012 Accessory fail–scarves
Jan 3, 2012 Sit, Simmer, and Stir
Jan 3, 2012 Love Lessons From Salsa: Look Into My Eyes
Jan 2, 2012 On Law & Order: SVU and being single
Dec 31, 2011 I wish I was as fierce as Elena Produnova
Dec 30, 2011 A New Year’s Moment of Truth
Dec 29, 2011 Let them eat cake
Dec 28, 2011 Low grade crushes
Dec 27, 2011 OKAgnostics!
Dec 23, 2011 OkCupid is starting to sound like my Jewish mother
Dec 23, 2011 Holiday Safe Words
Dec 21, 2011 This time baby I’ll be bulletproof
Dec 21, 2011 Happy Hanukkah from Ryan Gosling
Dec 20, 2011 Of sex, pianos and kazoos
Dec 19, 2011 It takes two to salsa and other cliches
Dec 18, 2011 Navel gazing
Dec 8, 2011 What makes Jewish girls special?
Dec 7, 2011 Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Dec 6, 2011 It’s raining men–and buses
Dec 5, 2011 Bigger than my body
Dec 2, 2011 Felicity’s nice Jewish boy
Dec 1, 2011 Klit Killer Number One: Turning me into your mother
Nov 30, 2011 A cheat sheet for attending holiday gatherings while single
Nov 29, 2011 Are you an engagement talisman?
Nov 28, 2011 Having a Me Party
Nov 28, 2011 Reparation Sex
Nov 27, 2011 Recurring Felicity themes: Accidental pregnancy and extra-long hugs
Nov 26, 2011 How to be alone
Nov 25, 2011 Anti-Girlfriend Black Friday shopping idea
Nov 23, 2011 To cook a bachelor’s Thanksgiving turkey?
Nov 22, 2011 Kermit–the anti-boyfriend?
Nov 21, 2011 The Dating One Percent
Nov 18, 2011 Felicity Redux: Ben or Noel?
Nov 17, 2011 Pop Culture Anti-Girlfriend: Miss Piggy
Nov 15, 2011 Sex and Swine
Nov 15, 2011 A Crayola box of crayons for grown-ups
Nov 14, 2011 Is that a python or are you just happy to see me?
Nov 10, 2011 Z Listed
Nov 9, 2011 Call your girlfriend
Nov 7, 2011 Is pretense necessary?
Nov 7, 2011 Goldilocks and the three condoms?
Nov 4, 2011 7 billion but none for you
Nov 2, 2011 Let’s play the name game
Oct 31, 2011 A moniker is born
Oct 30, 2011 The Anti-Girlfriend does Occupy Wall Street
Oct 25, 2011 Where have all the slips gone?
Oct 24, 2011 An explosion of “We”
Oct 20, 2011 An Austrian Riesling to have a one night stand to
Oct 19, 2011 The two day rule
Oct 18, 2011 Gymnasts–the anti-girlfriends of athletes?
Oct 17, 2011 1/2Baked Attempts @Closure
Oct 10, 2011 Another useless degree?
Oct 10, 2011 The other woman
Oct 7, 2011 Falling asleep in his arms: a short response
Oct 7, 2011 The One Day Cleanse
Oct 6, 2011 Lies that romantic comedies tell us: Falling asleep in his arms
Oct 5, 2011 Human style
Oct 4, 2011 The Anti-Girlfriend Cookbook: To Cook a Bachelor’s Goose
Oct 3, 2011 Date?
Sep 28, 2011 Unboyfriendable
Sep 27, 2011 Happy New Year!
Sep 27, 2011 Date or not?
Sep 26, 2011 Friends? WTF?
Sep 25, 2011 What’s wrong with me? Maybe nothing.
Sep 24, 2011 Some sad single news
Sep 24, 2011 Anti-Girlfriend: The song
Sep 23, 2011 Girlfriend-Prone
Sep 21, 2011 The Anti-Girlfriend: a physicist’s take
Sep 20, 2011 Anti-Girlfriend: a definition
Sep 19, 2011 Ice cream, happiness — I can’t tell the difference
Sep 16, 2011 The Andy Samberg Muppet
Sep 16, 2011 I wouldn’t date you because of your Twitter feed
Sep 14, 2011 The body part that makes smart women stupid
Sep 13, 2011 I take an Americano with room for milk
Sep 13, 2011 When on vacation…Just say yes
Sep 11, 2011 Sitting on the backburner
Sep 9, 2011 This song wants to set you up
Sep 8, 2011 Love lessons from mass transit: Letting the A train pass
Sep 6, 2011 Once an anti-girlfriend, never a girlfriend