If you are a single Jewish woman, chances are you’re doing everything wrong. You are probably too loud, too opinionated and poorly dressed to boot. Why else are your men fleeing into the arms of the Gentile women?

That is the world according to Avi Roseman (which is a nom de plume) who wrote the slim dating book, The Secrets of Shiksa Appeal: Eight Steps to Finding Your Shul-Mate. Ms. Avi, as she often refers to herself throughout the book (because she’s auditioning for the role of a white woman who is driven around by an African American man?), explains to Jewish women why “shiksas” (itself a derogatory term for non-Jewish women) are better at snagging “our” men. Cause you know, we own them. Circumcision is the Jewish equivalent to a dog peeing on the ground to mark its territory.

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